PANEL 1:
A) ANNIHILATOR: I WANT YOU TO KISS ME.
PANEL 2:
B) ANNIHILATOR: AND NOT A HALF-ASSED, LITTLE PECK ON THE CHEEK, EITHER.
C) ANNIHILATOR: NO GOING “YUCK” OR WIPING YOUR MOUTH AFTER.
PANEL 3:
D) ANNIHILATOR: I WANT A FULL, DEEP, PASSIONATE KISS AND YOU HAVE TO MAKE ME BELIEVE YOU REALLY WANT IT.
E) KYLE: YOU CAN’T BE SERIOUS!
PANEL 4:
F) ANNIHILATOR: DEAD SERIOUS.
PANEL 5:
G) ANNIHILATOR: EITHER THAT… OR I CALL THE TABLOIDS.
H) ANNIHILATOR: YOUR CHOICE.
PANEL 1:
A) ANNIHILATOR: BUT YOU’D BETRAY YOURSELF?
PANEL 2:
B) KYLE: PLEASE… PEOPLE CAN’T KNOW THIS ABOUT ME… I’M SUPPOSED TO BE A HERO… OTHER KIDS LOOK UP TO ME…
C) ANNIHILATOR: YOU SHOULD’VE THOUGHT ABOUT THAT BEFORE YOU WALKED INTO A GAY BAR TO CHECK OUT THE BOYS.
PANEL 3:
D) KYLE: JUST- JUST TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT.
PANEL 4:
E) ANNIHILATOR: HMM. WHAT DOES THE EVIL, OLD MAN WANT FROM THE LITTLE HERO-BOY?
PANEL 5:
F) ANNIHILATOR: OH, I KNOW!
PANEL 6:
G) ANNIHILATOR: A KISS.
H) KYLE: A WHAT?!
PANEL 1:
A) ANNIHILATOR: UH, HUH. YOU THINK THAT’S WHY THE EVIL, OLD MAN IS LETTING YOU LIVE? FIGURED OUT MY WHOLE, EVIL PLAN, HAVE YOU?
PANEL 2:
B) KYLE: WHAT OTHER REASON WOULD YOU…?
PANEL 3:
C) KYLE: UNLESS YOU’RE GOING TO BLACKMAIL ME…
PANEL 4:
D) KYLE: WELL, I WON’T BETRAY MY TEAMMATES! I WON’T!
PANEL 5:
E) ANNIHILATOR: IS THAT YOUR ONLY CONDITION?
PANEL 6:
F) KYLE: I’M TELLING YOU, I DON’T CARE WHAT YOU DO, I WON’T BETRAY MY TEAMMATES…
PANEL 1:
A) ANNIHILATOR: AS AN ANARCHIST, I’M A FIRM BELIEVER IN FREEDOM OF INFORMATION.
PANEL 2:
B) ANNIHILATOR: FOR EVERYONE.
PANEL 3:
C) KYLE: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DON’T TELL ANYONE! PLEASE!
PANEL 4:
D) ANNIHILATOR: YOU DON’T BEG FOR YOUR LIFE, BUT THIS… THIS YOU BEG FOR…
PANEL 5:
E) KYLE: YOU’RE EVIL — OF COURSE YOU’RE GOING TO TELL EVERYONE!
F) KYLE: THAT’S WHY YOU’RE LETTING ME LIVE! YOU’LL WANT ME TO SUFFER!
PANEL 1:
A) KYLE: OH, GOD. YOU-YOU SAW ME?
PANEL 2:
B) KYLE: BUT I’M NOT…! I MEAN, I WAS JUST-!
C) ANNIHILATOR: COME NOW.
D) ANNIHILATOR: YOU MIGHT HAVE JUST POKED YOUR HEAD IN AND LOOKED AROUND FOR A FEW MINUTES, BUT WE BOTH KNOW WHY YOU WERE THERE.
PANEL 3:
E) KYLE: BUT WAIT A MINUTE – IF YOU SAW THAT, THAT MEANS YOU WERE IN THERE TOO. IF YOU TOLD ON ME, I COULD TELL ON YOU!
PANEL 4:
F) ANNIHILATOR: WOULD YOU LIKE TO USE MY CELL?
PANEL 5:
G) ANNIHILATOR: I’VE GOT UNLIMITED MINUTES…
PANEL 6:
H) KYLE: YOU DON’T CARE WHO KNOWS?
PANEL 3:
A) KYLE: >HAF< >HAF< >HAF< YOU’RE GOING TO KILL ME, AREN’T YOU?
PANEL 4:
B) ANNIHILATOR: NOW, WHY WOULD I DO THAT?
PANEL 5:
C) ANNIHILATOR: I’VE ALWAYS HAD THE GREATEST RESPECT FOR YOUR TEAM OF JUNIOR DO-GOODERS.
PANEL 6:
D) ANNIHILATOR: AND IT’D BE RATHER A SHAME TO ADD SUCH A SOUR NOTE TO YOUR DARING FIRST VISIT TO A GAY BAR, NO?
A) KYLE: YAAAAAAAAAH!
PANEL 1:
A) KYLE: GET OFF ME!
PANEL 2:
B) ANNIHILATOR: OH, FOR PETE’S SAKE…
PANEL 1:
A) ANNIHILATOR: THEN I’D HAVE TO HURT THEM.
B) ANNIHILATOR: A LOT.
PANEL 2:
C) ANNIHILATOR: AND YOU WOULDN’T WANT THAT, WOULD YOU?
PANEL 3:
D) KYLE: UHN!
PANEL 4:
E) KYLE: URNHH!
PANEL 5:
F) KYLE: DAMN IT!
PANEL 1:
A) KYLE: HOLY CRAP!
PANEL 5:
C) ANNIHILATOR: CAREFUL, BOY. YOU’LL BRING DOWN THE POLICE AND THE FIRE DEPARTMENT.