PANEL 1
FLYBOY
C’MON, GUYS! THIS TOTALLY ISN’T FAIR!
PANEL 2
SPOOKY JONES
I COULD SUMMON A DEMON TO EAT THE COMPUTER, IF YOU WANT…
PANEL 3
COMMANDER (OFF)
NO ONE IS SUMMONING ANYTHING TO EAT ANY OF OUR EQUIPMENT AND THAT’S FINAL!
PANEL 4
SPOOKY JONES
IT WOULD JUST BE A VERY SMALL DEMON!
COMMANDER (OFF)
NO!
PANEL 1
TSUNAMI
NOTHING!
PANEL 2
TSUNAMI
TURN IT OFF! TURN IT OFF!
PANEL 3
FLYBOY
C’MON, GUYS! WHAT IS IT? IS IT LIKE PORN OR SOMETHING?
COMMANDER
YEAH, CLEARLY I’M NOT GOING TO GET ANY WORK DONE HERE.
PANEL 4
FLUKE
THERE! I’VE CLOSED THE PAGE!
KYLE
DID YOU DELETE THE HISTORY?
(cont)
HE’LL STILL BE ABLE TO FIND IT.
PANEL 5
FLUKE
I DON’T KNOW HOW TO DO THAT.
(cont)
FLYBOY IS OUR COMPUTER EXPERT!
PANEL 1
SPOOKY JONES
THAR SHE BLOWS!
(cont)
HA HA HA!
(cont)
WELL, I GUESS I CAN’T HAVE HATED IT TOO MUCH!
PANEL 2
KYLE
BOY, THAT’S A LOT OF.. STUFF.
(cont)
IT’S LIKE GALLONS.
PANEL 3
SPOOKY JONES
WELL, AT LEAST THEY GOT THAT PART RIGHT.
PANEL 4
FLUKE
NEE NEE NEE NEE NEE NEE NEE!
(cont)
I CAN’T HEAR YOU!
(cont)
NEE NEE NEE NEE NEE NEE NEE!
KYLE
HA HA HA!
PANEL 5
FLYBOY
WHAT ARE YOU ALL LOOKING AT?
PANEL 1
KYLE
YOU… UH… YOU SEEM TO BE SAYING “NO” A LOT.
(cont)
LIKE IN EVERY PANEL.
PANEL 2
SPOOKY JONES
OH, METHINKS GAY SPOOKY MIGHT PROTEST TOO MUCH, KYLE.
PANEL 3
SPOOKY JONES
SCROLL DOWN LOWER.
PANEL 4
SPOOKY, TSUNAMI, FLUKE AND KYLE
WOAH-HO!
PANEL 1
SPOOKY JONES
HA HA HA!
PANEL 3
FLUKE
HERE’S ONE THAT’S A WHOLE COMIC!
PANEL 4
FLUKE
IT’S WITH YOU AND KYLE.
PANEL 6
SPOOKY JONES
AND AGAIN, I’M ON THE BOTTOM!
(cont)
I’M REALLY BEGINNING TO QUESTION THESE LADIES’ RACIAL SENSITIVITIES…
PANEL 1
SPOOKY JONES
ALL OF US SHOWERING TOGETHER! THAT MUST BE A CLASSIC.
PANEL 2
SPOOKY JONES
I BET WE CAN FIND A PICTURE OF THAT HERE…
PANEL 3
COMMANDER
I DIDN’T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT TOGETHER.
(cont)
JUST YOU ALL ACTUALLY SHOWERING BEFORE WE TEAM UP WOULD BE MY DREAM COME TRUE.
PANEL 4
SPOOKY JONES
NOW, NOW, AMANDA, YOU’RE AMONG FRIENDS!
(cont)
THERE’S NO NEED TO DENY YOUR SECRET PASSION.
PANEL 5
SPOOKY JONES
I FOR ONE BELIEVE IT’S PERFECTLY OK THAT YOU HAVE THESE FANTASIES ABOUT ALL OF US GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER.
(cont)
NO JUDGMENT AT ALL!
PANEL 6
COMMANDER
I TRAINED WITH THE NAVY SEALS FOR ELEVEN MONTHS.
(cont)
I COULD BREAK YOU IN HALF, MAGIC BOY.
PANEL 1
SPOOKY JONES
NOT JUST ANY PORN. GAY PORN. OF US. MADE BY WOMEN.
COMMANDER
WOMEN WHO CLEARLY HAVE FAR TOO MUCH TIME ON THEIR HANDS.
PANEL 2
FLUKE
ACTUALLY, I DON’T THINK THEY’RE ALL WOMEN.
(cont)
I THINK SOME ARE, LIKE, HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS.
SPOOKY JONES
WELL, THAT DOESN’T SUCK.
PANEL 3
SPOOKY JONES
YOU KNOW, I BET IT’S JUST LIKE HOW WE LIKE TO THINK OF TWO WOMEN TOGETHER!
PANEL 4
SPOOKY JONES
HEY, DO YOU EVER HAVE ANY GAY FANTASIES LIKE THAT?
COMMANDER
MY BIGGEST FANTASY IS THAT ALL OF YOU SHOWER ON THE SAME DAY.
PANEL 1
SPOOKY JONES
I WOULD TOTALLY BE THE ONE ON TOP.
PANEL 2
SPOOKY JONES
OW!
PANEL 3
COMMANDER
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?
PANEL 4
TSUNAMI
NOTHING.
PANEL 5
SPOOKY JONES
WE’RE LOOKING AT PORN ON THE INTERNET!
PANEL 6
COMMANDER
AWESOME. SO GLAD I SPENT BUDGET ON THAT COMPUTER.
PANEL 1
SPOOKY JONES
OK WITH A BUNCH OF GIRLS PICTURING US NAKED WHILE USING THEIR CREATIVE IMAGINATION?
PANEL 2
SPOOKY JONES
YOU’RE RIGHT. I SHOULD GIVE THAT SOME REAL THOUGHT…
PANEL 3
SPOOKY JONES
I WONDER WHAT THEY’D BE WEARING…
PANEL 4
TSUNAMI
LOOK AT THAT! THAT’S YOU AND ME! YOU OK WITH THAT TOO?!
PANEL 5
SPOOKY JONES
OH, DUDE, YOU’RE RIGHT!
(cont)
THAT’S MESSED UP!
PANEL 1
TSUNAMI
THE THOUGHT THAT A BUNCH OF GUYS ARE OUT THERE DRAWING THESE THINGS…
FLUKE
LOOK AT THE USERNAMES. I DON’T THINK THESE WERE MADE BY GUYS.
PANEL 2
KYLE
GIRLS MADE THESE?
FLUKE
LOOKS LIKE!
PANEL 4
SPOOKY JONES
LOOK AT THAT ONE.
(cont)
I THINK THAT’D BE A HARD PERSPECTIVE TO PULL OFF.
PANEL 5
TSUNAMI
YOU’RE TOTALLY OK WITH THIS…